Yes, This is happening this week:
In case you can't tell, that's plastic wrap on the floor of our apartment hallway.
So, this post:
10. Rub dishsoap on the floor by the elevators and laugh at all the suckers who fall
9. Play Scrabble directly on the floor with dry erase markers
8. Shmop a carpeted floor!
7. Carry leaky garbage to the garbage chute with no remorse
6. Film a David Bowie music video
5. Slip'n'Slide!!!!
4. Shave your head. I dunno, it just feels right.
3. String up caution tape, put on a hazmat suit, and redirect people coming off the elevators
2. Watch Friday Night Lights. Duh.
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