"Nice work, bone daddy."

I went with the "less is more" mindset.

Ostensibly, I am more excited about it with each passing second.

And yes. That is garbage that will be taken out behind me. We are classy, classy people.

Will I miss this long and untamed mane (pictured here the day before my darling sister's nuptials at a nail salon where the woman also pictured frightened the wits out of me with her military-esque demeanor)?

Herm. Yeah.

But I'm dazzled at all the possibilities of short hair that I haven't explored since early 2004 when one of my homegirls and I chopped off 11" of our coiffure for Locks of Love.

Thanks for your suggestions, all. Even though I didn't follow most of them. Please don't get your panties in a twist. I just had to follow my heart and become the "best" me. You know, like Heidi Montag did.

Oh wait, no no no. I meant "Heidi," you know, the Shirley Temple movie.

Happy Saturday!